Whereas some people take issue with their lips and bums and opt to get them plumped up, model/clapback queen Chrissy Teigen has a problem with her feet, which she says are so ugly that a contract stated they must be retouched. True story.

While chatting with Ellen DeGeneres on The Ellen Show, Chrissy casually mentioned that she hates bare feet and immediately covered up her toes, which were chillin' in the open air.

Chrissy laughed and said, 'I have Asian jungle feet, like we're meant to climb trees.'

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When Ellen tried to get a good look, Chrissy slid off the couch and literally sat on her feet so nobody could see. Solid technique!

If you were wondering how a model could be OK with her feet being all over campaigns and whatnot, Chrissy and her lawyers came up with a great plan to make sure her 'ugly' feet breezed by unnoticed. 'I used to have it in my Sports Illustrated contract: no feet,' she explained. 'I would bury them in the sand.'

For reference, here are her perfectly normal—dare I say, glowing—feet:

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Zoom in on those puppies!

Chrissy said that even though she hates her feet, she still has to wear open-toed shoes because you simply can't rock booties and sneakers with anything and everything and didn't expect people to pay close attention. Sorry, girl!

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Shannon is a news writer at Cosmopolitan.com, and when she's not obsessing about Cardi B, she's thinking about Justin Bieber and still trying to memorize Beyoncé's Beychella choreography.