1Cady Heron + Redemption
Get in, loser. We're going shopping... for Redemption's 2018 couture party dress.
2Janis Ian + VERSUS Versace
How do you overthrow a dictator? Cut off her resources... then consult Donatella for a cool new suit, like this one from her recent London runway show, as seen on Doina Ciobanu.
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3Gretchen Wieners + Christian Dior
The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. The French girls wear Maria Grazia Chiuri's latest leather jumpsuit from Dior SS18.
4The Plastics + Victoria's Secret
What a bright time, it's the right time... for some Angel wings! (Do you think this 2012 look from their runway was inspired by a certain talent show dance?)
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5Regina George + Rodarte
She fractured her spine and still looks like a rock star. We think the Rodarte SS 2018 look on the right does, too... even with an added 'safety belt' for that whole hit-by-a-bus problem.
6Vintage + Saint Laurent
Regina might be mean about it, but this girl's 'vintage, so adorable' skirt really is super chic... and a dead ringer for Hedi Slimane's kilts for Saint Laurent in Fall 2014. 'It was my mom's in the '80s...' or it was really from Katie Holmes?
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7Janis Ian + Junya Watanabe
Left: The greatest person you will ever meet.
Right: She doesn't even go here! (She's a model on the SS18 runway in Paris.)
8Regina George + Alexa Chung
Is butter a carb? No. Is this trend, as seen at Alexa Chung's most recent 'Prom Gone Wrong' show in Paris, amazing? Yes.
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9Cady Heron + Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini
That new girl, Cady, moved here from Africa. (Mysteriously, her closet is from this Milan brand's SS18 collection, but okay...)
10Cady Heron + Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini
I saw Cady Heron wearing blue and red stripes from Philosophy, so I bought blue and red stripes from Philosophy.
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11Miss Norbury + Galliano + Michael Kors
'I'm a pusher, Cady. I push people.' (If it's towards this polka dot blouse trend, as seen at John Galliano in 2017 and Michael Kors in 2015, we're in.)

Faran Krentcil is a fashion journalist and critic based in New York City. She is the founding editor of Fashionista and a graduate of Duke University. Her work has been published in the Wall Street Journal, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, and more.
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