36 Awesomely Devastating Celebrity Comebacks

You know how it goes: Step outside in a swimsuit, the body police come out. "I meant to write 'good morning trolls!'" Schumer captioned the maligned beach shot in question. "I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!" Roald Dahl reference = 💯.

After meeting 17-year-old film critic Jackson Murphy and posing for a photo at the Critics' Choice Awards, Amy Schumer found herself the subject of a sexist joke. "Spent the night with @amyschumer. Certainly not the first guy to write that," the teen wrote with the picture. Schumer responded: "I get it. Cause I'm a whore? Glad I took a photo with you. Hi to your dad." Murphy since deleted the tweet, and issued an apology to the star: "I truly apologize for the tweet I posted earlier. I'm not a comedian and it wasn't funny," he wrote. Schumer was quick to let it go. "That's really okay honey. I just remember thinking you and your dad were sweet and it was a bummer to read that." Here's hoping the teen learned something.

Ariel Winter shared the above innocent photo of herself and her two nieces on Instagram, which ignited a shocking amount of backlash from judge-y Internet trolls who thought it was necessary to shame her for wearing a bikini. (SMH.) After being called a "slut" who was "asking for it," Winter clapped back like the 17-year-old boss she is:

"Who knew that an innocent photo with my nieces would turn into this? The height of a girl's skirt or whatever she is wearing for that matter, does not imply what she is asking for. It sickens me to think at 17 years old, a photo of myself with my nieces is suggesting that I'm 'asking for it,'" she wrote in a followup post. "I typically never give power to the mean things people bravely say behind their computer screens on the Internet, but this is for the girls who are constantly bullied whether it be online or at school.. You are not asking for anything because of what you are wearing- you are expressing yourself and don't you ever think you deserve the negativity as the consequence to what you are wearing- YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. Celebrate you and don't let anyone's comments allow you to think less of yourself. Us girls have to stick together!!!!!!"

Preach. 🙌

Do you think dumb questions are the publicity-seeking reporter's nip slip? At a TIFF press conference over the weekend, one extremely puzzled man asked why Bullock's political strategist character in Our Brand Is Crisis would have ashy blonde hair and dark roots when she very clearly has "all the money she'd ever need."

"Sometimes the roots grow out," she said. "Sometimes they are grey and sometimes they are dark. It wasn't white—it was an ashy blonde. It was a very conscious decision to show there was a time in which she had money, you can tell by her clothes as well, that was a time she's trying to let go."

Then the film's producer George Clooney delivered the final blow: "Aren't you glad you asked that question?" Burn.