Which Famous Chris Is Your Soul Mate?

You're basically Wonder Woman, Aries, so why settle for less than superhero street cred? Calling Chris Evans, whose Captain America persona seems to be an on- and off-screen deal.

Family guys like Chris Messina finish first with your traditional sign. You love 'em sweet and sensitive, with a dash of rom-com appeal.

He sings, he dances, he acts, he writes screenplays, and he's an LGBT advocate—Chris Colfer is Gemini multi-hyphenate lust bait. Plus, his hair remains enigmatically perfect at all times, something your well-coiffed sign considers an extreme benefit.

If loving haute cuisine is wrong, you don't wanna be right, Cancer. Food-fixated Chrissy Teigen understands that date nights can happen just as easily with a pain au chocolate as they can with a person. A match made in epicurean heaven.

Let's be honest, Leo—with the 500 projects you like to keep in rotation, a momager like Kris Jenner could be a real asset to your brand.

Basic just isn't boring for you, Virgo. You'll take your Chris clean cut—or, as Kate McKinnon quipped on SNL, "jacked" and wearing "tees that are a little tight around the pecs." A twist of James T. Kirk geek is also a plus for your brainy sign. Live long and prosper with Chris Pine by your side!

The emo rocker type gets you right in the heart, Libra—and there's nothing like a cathartic Chris Martin track to power you through your angst. Other winning factors: He was once a vegetarian and contributes to world causes. These are important qualities for your social justice–loving sign.

A va-va-voom vixen who bears an air of unruffled cool? And can shade you with one tight-lipped smile? Christina Hendricks is like a walking billboard for Scorpio Goals: Achieved.

Ah, the one-two punch of brains and wit. Chris Rock's political humor pulls no punches—and that's a cocktail that can make the satire-loving Archer swoon.

"Slays in a suit" is a pre-requisite for Capricorns, who won't settle for less than power couple status. Few in Hollywood can compete with Chris Noth (forever "Big") when it comes to single-breasted, structured shoulder-swagger. A tailored fit!

If push comes to shove, Aquarius, you'll always choose the class clown over Mr. Too Cool For School. Since comedy is your #1 aphrodisiac, Chris Pratt's goofy antics score high marks with your silly side.

Real talk: If the zodiac was a BDSM role playing game, you'd sign on as the willing and eager submissive. What can you say, Pisces? You enjoy the fantasy of being swept away by a beefcake heartthrob à la Chris Hemsworth. But here's the twist: That "Alpha apparent" is actually playing your game, which gives you the true power. Shhh!