Rihanna tried to be stealthy (and meta) last night when she snuck out the back of rainy London's Chiltern Firehouse, using an umbrella ella ella eh eh eh to hide a certain someone that, according to the photo agency, very much resembled her new man Hassan Jameel. The two had been at a birthday dinner.
Her umbrella shield was mostly successful, though his nose and grin peeked out at one point:
"Umbrella" truly was prophetic: