Every Time Rihanna Has Taken Her Wine To Go
Ranked from some to absolutely zero f*cks given.
Inspired by MTV editor Josh Edwards' epic Twitter thread, here's a gallery of every time Rihanna's taken some stemware to-go, ranked using our F*cks Given detection system. Follow along, keeping in mind that the less 🍷, the less visible indication that she cares at all.
December 17, 2015
F*cks Given: 🍷🍷🍷🍷
The body language says "Oops! This might be a particularly dear vintage," while the outfit is doing its best to camouflage its wearer's tendency to casually abscond with crystal.
July 1, 2016
F*cks Given: 🍷🍷🍷
She could still be building up her glass-nicking confidence. Or she could just be being polite as a stranger in a strange land (England).
July 18, 2015
F*cks Given: 🍷🍷
A smidge less of a f*ck given because this is Vacation Rihanna, but, like, why are you holding it so close to your chest, Vacation Rihanna?
July 18, 2015
TBH, I think you're safe. (Side note: Do you think all the cupholders in her cars are all filled with pilfered glasses?)
July 27, 2016
F*cks Given: 🍷
Thievery tactic #596: Wear a large, luxury branded stole to establish dominance/show that you've got more than enough collateral to bargain with in case they turn out to be stingy with the glasses.
January 9, 2015
F*cks Given: 0
As Rihanna grows bolder, she doesn't even bother trying to conceal her wine anymore, even though she's got a big coat on. It's just there, out in the open.
November 6, 2015
F*cks Given: -🍷🍷
So blatant. So insouciant.
October 29, 2014
F*cks Given: -🍷🍷🍷
You can tell a lot about a person by how she handles a wineglass. For example, you can tell that Rihanna is so accustomed to takeaway wine that she can talk to a woman who is presumably a PR for the event with a glass of it in her hand before just walking off with it.
October 26, 2014
F*cks Given: -🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Us.
Bonus Pic of Martha Stewart, To-Go Wine Kindred Spirit
Who recently grabbed two full glasses after a screening and sauntered off into the night? You be the judge.
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